It is occurred. Hell’s frozen over. There is a new Fortniteadd-on that — apart from probably the most annoying folks on social media — we are able to all universally agree is extra bizarre in a foul approach than it’s bizarre in a great way. If truth, the factor that arriving is downright unhealthy. It is the Tesla Cybertruck.
Yup neglect about all the great — if a bit unusual — juju that is arrive in Epic Video games’ large factor just lately within the type of Fallout’s T-60 energy armour and a Metallica live performance you would take your dad to, assuming you had been additionally open to instructing him the griddy.
As introduced by way of X, or Twitter as actual folks nonetheless name it, the platform of alternative for the world’s most irritating billionaire — and consider the bottom that covers — Tesla’s Cybertruck is coming to Fortnite.
What’ll or not it’s doing? Effectively driving round I suppose, because the trailer beneath kinda demonstrates, should you do not watch it. It exhibits Fortnite mascot Fishstick participating in a tug-of-war with a bunch of various automobiles, and, as a result of it is a online game, the chain breaks earlier than the Cybertruck can lose by beginning to rust, or simply falling aside like one among Wile E Coyote’s ACME contraptions.
Then once more, as soon as he is free, Fishstick does find yourself flying away at breakneck velocity, so we are able to in all probability assume the accelerator pedal’s fallen off and left the ugly autombile caught at full velocity. This digital Cybertuck is in want of recalling, and we are able to solely hope Fishstick managed to carry the brake pedal like his little life trusted it and save himself from mowing down an harmless gang of Geralt of Rivias flossing and dabbing away in a faculty zone.
If nothing else, a minimum of there is a surefire approach of telling whether or not the person who’s killed you is an absolute weapon. Or a baby that does not know who Elon Musk is, wherein case it is your responsibility to fireside up voice chat prefer it’s the outdated Fashionable Warfare days and ship an impassioned lecture as regards to inherited wealth turning folks into d***heads.
Solely you’ll be able to assist save our future. Even when it is already clearly doomed, as a result of the Cybertruck – in spirit at least- has already made it into Roblox.
