Properly this is a narrative I wasn’t anticipating to write down once I obtained up this morning: Zenless Zone Zero‘s infamous jiggle physics have struck once more, solely not like that. Eagle-eyed followers have found that, following the gacha sport’s newest replace, its ambient cats now stroll gamely in regards to the place with their testicles wiggling majestically backward and forward.
Zenless Zone Zero’s new 1.6 replace – AKA Among the many Forgotten Ruins – launched final week, with its numerous additions together with “enhancements to pedestrian behaviour in Lumina Sq. to make it extra dynamic and various”. Solely, it seems pedestrian behaviour wasn’t the one factor that had immediately been enhanced to grow to be much more “dynamic”.
Followers have been shocked sufficient when HoYoverse determined it was going to bless each in-game feline with giant spherical testicles final summer season. And now the developer – which very a lot seems to dwell by the motto, “If it can jiggle, it will jiggle” (see additionally Genshin Affect‘s Tartaglia and his quivering crotch) – has taken issues to their maybe inevitable conclusion.
They added jiggle physics to cat’s balls 🌚
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“They added jiggle physics to cat’s balls”, one fan declared on Zenless Zone Zero’s official subreddit, earlier than chucking in a side-eye moon-face emoji and a 22-second video highlighting the invention by aggressively zooming in on a passing cat’s independently swinging bollocks and situationally adjoining butthole. Is that this actually information?, you might be asking your self round about now. To which I reply by laughing maniacally after which evaporating into skinny air.
Alongside Zenless Zone Zero’s anatomical enhancements, final week’s 1.6 replace launched new characters, a brand new space, and new occasions. Much less positively, it recast two voice actors – who each found the change when its patch notes went dwell.
