There aren’t any geese in my pool.
There by no means have been any geese in my pool. To be trustworthy wit’cha, I don’t even know if the geese in The Sims 4 would hit the identical as those I fed again within the outdated place. However I miss ‘em all the identical.
Why? Will you cease asking me stuff like that? It at all times comes again to why with you. Sure, I do know you’re my shrink, and that’s why you’re residing on the balcony atop my home, taking my cash and sleeping on this coffin I’ve purchased for you as a result of I assumed it’d be humorous, however you don’t should rub it in. No, I haven’t collapsed not too long ago.
OK, I’ve shouted at a stuffed bunny that regarded a bit like a skeleton, and possibly I hold inflicting a ruckus on the ghost model of alcoholics nameless, however I’m in management. Issues are going tremendous at work. Look, you already know I can’t inform you a large number about what I do for a residing, however I’ve informed you that I’m within the waste administration enterprise, proper? Yeah, not a prison, as a result of we’re higher than petty criminals, however a part of an…organisation…that takes care of issues.
It’s a household enterprise, the boss is that this outdated fella, and he has a really set approach of doing issues. Believes very strongly in custom, as I do. Within the thought of individuals doing what they’re purported to. He appears to love me, I suppose as a result of I’m good at coping with issues discreetly when somebody’s kicked the bucket. What? You may’t show I’ve ever touched a scythe – simply strive asking the witnesses, I promise they’ll don’t have anything however good issues to say about me.
It’s very Catholic, I suppose, even when I don’t fairly keep in mind the place that entire feeding reaped souls into the large portal to the nether was within the Bible. I oughta ask Carmella, she’s extra into that s**t than I’m, though I clearly nonetheless consider and I make rattling positive Meadow and Anthony Jr. do too.
It’s vital, you already know, even when it’s getting tougher to maintain the harsher realities of working for the Netherworld Division of Loss of life from them at this level. They’re rising up, beginning to develop increasingly complicated moodlets of their very own. Having Paulie and Chris residing with us – together with you and, er, my mom – in all probability isn’t serving to, however what’s a man gonna do? We needed to transfer out right here to f**king Ravenwood from New Jersey. I needed to exit to Vegas or Arizona, someplace sunny, however no, the feds have been dialling up the warmth, so we’re caught in a city they’ve by no means heard of. One with households of ghosts, crypts galore, and a f**king tree that whispers to you.
I even needed to carry you too, Dr Melfi. Oh, shut up, you already know you didn’t wish to return to that motel you hid out in final time. Plus, there are many weirdos you’ll be able to discuss to right here. That Layne Coffin, don’t get me began. Don’t give me that look, he’s simply a kind of happy-go-lucky assholes we talked about that point.
Anyway, he’s the least of my issues. Sure, it’s my mom. You understand I needed to relent and let her come reside with us after we moved out right here, although she’s lifeless to me. Nicely, we didn’t get alongside, and now she’s actually lifeless to me. What are you lookin’ at? No, Christ, in fact I didn’t do it, I cherished that lady. You have been there when it occurred. She went out for a swim within the pool at like ten within the night, as a result of for some purpose she needed to try to degree up her train talent.
The following factor we all know, growth, some partitions seem across the edges of the pool, trapping her within the water. She bobs there, crying out as we attempt to get to her, with each one among her want meters nosediving, except for her bladder. It takes about forty minutes, after which the reaper seems. One way or the other, he takes her soul via the partitions, and she or he transforms right into a ghost.
Then, subsequent factor you already know, he’s gone and so are the partitions. Right here’s my mom, floating via the foundations again into the home, like nothing’s occurred. She’s mainly been her typical self since, however she retains possessing the furnishings, levitating stuff, leaping out in any respect of us. It actually freaks Paulie out, it drives me up the wall, and the worst factor is that I do know I’m gonna have a battle on my arms with regards to her stuff, as a result of she did a very bizarre will. Not that I need any of it, particularly that random lamp she made an heirloom as a result of she was nonetheless getting a cling of the mechanic. However you’ll be able to wager your ass Janice is gonna flip up sooner or later to try to discover the deed to her outdated home.
Talking of Janice, she would not come to the funeral. I provided to pay for her ticket from Seattle, however she saved telling me she’d by no means heard of Ravenwood, couldn’t discover it on a map. I informed her you simply open up the menu, choose worlds, and there it’s. Apparently that was too powerful for her, are you able to consider it?
Anyway, we’ve all been grieving. There’s 4 totally different sorts, and I at all times appear to get the angriest ones, as a result of I’ve obtained the hot-headed trait. It’s not my fault, my dad handed it right down to me. So, I carry on flying off the deal with, particularly after I’m round her ghost. The remainder of them are coping in several methods. A few of them hold crying it out, giving themselves pep talks in mirrors, and even going for unhappy swims. The rattling home doesn’t assist, trigger it has the On Hallowed Grounds trait, which retains making us really feel uncomfortable by itself.
The funeral appeared to assist a bit, we adopted her needs and saved it low-key. You understand, second’s silence so folks didn’t should try to discover good issues to say. No taking part in music. Loads of meals. I managed to influence the children to not fireplace off the memorial cannon I don’t keep in mind shopping for. A pleasant image of her close to the casket, then I took the urn and made it right into a headstone within the yard. Look, should you purchase a home with a built-in cemetery, you benefit from it.
Since then, although, it’s Christopher I’m most nervous about. You see, Paulie’s simply an undertaker, however I let Moltisanti observe in my footsteps a bit, turn into a grimtern. Anyway, he caught a take a look at Grim’s slablet, and now he says he’s gonna die quickly, and that he’s going to hell. This entire Chased By Loss of life trait factor. That’s actually obtained Paulie going, he thinks he could be going to hell too. Even went to see a psychic, who did some bizarre stuff with tarot playing cards. Now he’s gathering them, giving folks readings whereas he eats his Gabagool. Hums TV advert themes whereas he does it too, drives me nuts. If he wasn’t a great earner for the family, I may need to chop him unfastened.
It’s okay, although. I’m simply taking it a day at a time, engaged on my bucket record, to try to discover a little bit of happiness. I’m doing alright in my soul’s journey. Although, I don’t know the way I’m purported to critique the world. Possibly that’s why I hold getting these moodlets that make me panic about my unfulfilled objectives. I suppose I’m stressed that I’ll find yourself with unfinished enterprise that’ll cease me from transferring on peacefully, regardless of how a lot ghost mastery I rack up.
You see, what I need greater than something is for these geese to return again. However that is The Sims 4, and whereas this new growth pack’s fairly cool, I’ve not purchased the Cottage Dwelling one but.
So, there aren’t any geese in my pool.
